This really sucks! I mean, how long does a winter have to be? I’m freezing here, I really need to be in Cabo right now. I can hardly wait for spring break, I mean I just can’t stand the cold, it’s killing me! I wish they had heat in that parking structure, I just about froze my tush off just walking to my class. I get so sick of winter, it goes for like ten months of the year here.
I really don’t like to complain, I’m not trying to paint a bad streak on your mood. So, how are you, anyways? How are your classes going? Really, that’s great! Congratulations, that’s wonderful! God, can you believe the food that they serve? It really sucks! What is that stuff on your pizza, it looks like rabbit turd. Are you really going to eat that? It’s sure not like the pizza in my neighborhood, and they actually stay open late, unlike this stupid place.
Oh, I’m sorry, am I bumming you guys out? I didn’t mean to do that. How’s your girlfriend, anyways? Oh, you did? That’s great, did you have a good time? Ugh! Can you believe this fall schedule? I mean, they don’t offer anything I want to take, except at some ungodly hour of the morning! What do you mean I should take that class? You actually like that professor? You’ve got to be kidding, he’s soooo boring, and so not sexy. I think he dresses like a total dork, and he’s always readjusting his belt when he sits down. Ewww!
What’s that? Which one did you want me to read? You mean your friend wrote it, she works for the paper? That’s cool, um… I think the paper sucks. I mean, you think they could really hire some better writers or fire some people or something. It isn’t anything like the Sun Tribune, at least they don’t make any mistakes. Oh, there’s no journalism school here? I see… Well, I could write much better than that, I mean, get real! What? Why don’t I write for them? No, I don’t have the time to write for that stupid paper. I mean, you think they could get better writers or something. Gawd!
No, I’m not a hypocrite, I think that there are good people who try hard, and probably don’t get paid enough. Man, this place has so many problems! I mean that you think that they could change things around here, it would be a lot better. They don’t seem like they try at all, I mean anybody! They just wait for their lunch break, that’s all they care about. It’s soooo not like the college I went to before. Oh, why did I transfer here anyways?!
Oh, and how about that stupid financial aid department? It seems like everyone I know has had problems with them. Who me? No, I got my money on time and they were really nice to me. But get real, you think that they could get things right for a change in there. They’re always screwing things up, and my friend told me they were rude to her friend. Then they make them wait for a month to get their money. Gawd!
What do you mean I complain all the time? No, I’m not cynical! What are you talking about? I have plenty of good things to say about this school. What, for instance? Like, well… um, the gym is really nice. I go swimming sometimes and I use the machines. But like, you can never get on those workout machines, especially after four or so. Like you think they could spend some money to get more machines or something? What, the school is broke and cutting the budget? Where do they get off, cutting the budget? Where’s the money going? Did Blago steal it or something? Get real!
I don’t see what you’re talking about. I’m not like totally cynical! How dare you call me a hypocrite! What are you saying? I have plenty of nice things to say, and I don’t complain about everything! Hello? Where did everybody go? Hello?? Oooohhh!!